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Those of you in and around Sheffield, come and be in my video!
The Brothers Arms, Wells Rd, Heeley, Sheffield. 10am-12 midday Sat 23rd Feb 2019
For this video shoot I’m after a mob – an angry mob, a bemused mob, a passive mob, a confused mob. No acting skills required, but in your minds you should each ‘channel’ the following:
- A no-rules bun-fight with sharp chunks of old rye
- Piles of oiled walruses pouring through an impossibly narrow gap
- Grasping chancers making a grab for land and power
- a laughing industrialist
- Two bald men fighting over a comb
- a 52/48 split in your bum crack
Feel free to bring along your own prop that best describes Brexit to you.
Here are the song lyrics:
You Want Some?
Want some? You want some? Everything must go! Despite a Boaty Mc vote race, the overlords still sit in place. The Great British cake-off , the ‘fuck your own face off’. Everything must go. The new rules are a cinch, ignore the small print, do not flinch. They really just want zero contact, here’s a brand new zero contract. Everything must go. Welcome to the Great British bring and buy sale! I hear Europe wants to ban trumpets, Matt. I hear they’re straightening the good old British banana. You can’t even keep a lion these days. Political correctness gone mad, I call it. Ah, zee famous English sense of humour. Under EU directive 777, there shall no more trumpets on British records. Crumbs from a rich man’s table, a little bit of Britain, while you’re able. Not much left, its dirt and fluff, come on down, get the good stuff. Everything must go.
The event page for this on Facebook is here